4 Reasons Why I Won’t Buy a Sony NGP

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Sony’s NGP is shaking up the portable world. Sheer processing power, duel analog sticks, and graphics that put home consoles to shame were just a gamer’s portable wet dream till earlier this week. Everything portable gamers have wanted for years is finally on the horizon, but the question is; will anyone buy it? After seeing the details on Sony’s next generation portable my personal answer to that question is… Meh. Here’s why.

1. It’s the size of a brick

Sony’s NGP has to be the biggest handheld console I have ever seen.  For it being Sony’s next generation portable system it does not seem very portable.  I can’t fit that in my pocket, and I’m not about to carry a backpack around or adopt man-purse fashion just so I can play Uncharted for fifteen minutes at lunch.

2. Can’t I play that on my PS3?

To me experiences such as the Uncharted, Killzone, Resistance, and Call of Duty series are best spent with a full sized controller, surround sound and a 50 inch HDTV, not on a 5″ screen with nubbins as control sticks.  These killer ap games seem like they are not a good fit for an on-the-go portable, but more for a sit-at-home console.  I mean, who wants to have to interrupt a two minute cut scene because they have to get off the bus. Games like NGP’s Uncharted would really be the only reason for me to pick up the system, but unless these games present something substantially different in portable form than their PS3 counterparts, I don’t see a reason to play them with inferior controls on an inferior setup.

3. Cost

This one is still up in the air.  Estimates are across the board with prices ranging from Gamestop’s insane $999.99 guess to others saying it will be around the $300 – $400 mark.  Even at the lower end of the spectrum that is way too much money.  I finally bit the bullet and scrounged up enough money to buy a PS3 this year and if Sony thinks that I am going to pay around the same price for a PS3 I can carry around in my pocket fanny pack, they’ve got another thing coming.

4. I’m going to break it…

As I mentioned before, the NGP is a brick.  On top of that it has all kinds of touch controls with a touch screen and a touch pad on the back of the console.  With all of my fingers flying around, touching screens, sliding on touch pads, duel analoging, and pressing buttons, how am I supposed to hold the stinking console?  Watch the Uncharted gameplay demo — climbing the rope (at 1:30) is a disaster waiting to happen.

From what I have seen of the NGP I have decided that it is not for me, at least for now. Don’t get me wrong, it does some amazing things. The graphics alone almost had me, but I really have no need for a home console experience that I can carry around with me and any of the other features the PS3 doesn’t have I can get elsewhere in a much more compact form.  Maybe once the slim version is released I will consider picking up a NGP, but as of now I’ll pass.

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  • Rejoic

    What a dumb stupid article

    reason 1 is a gross exaggeration,3 – still under speculation and if it were $300 thats only $50 more than the 3Ds. Im going to break it- which applies to most cell phones and current portable gaming devices out now. Your really trying hard to look for reasons.

    • Lorenzo

      1. True
      3. Who says that I don’t think the 3DS is a little much?
      4. Also, true. Refer to my reply to commenter Dew.

      I find it is quite easy to find reasons to not spend a wad of cash.

      Thanks for commenting.

  • Dew

    Wow, horrible article:
    1.The size of a brick- Not even close
    2.Can’t I play this on my PS3?- Sure use your ps3 on the sub-way with a hobo by your side.
    3.Cost- It’ll no doubt be expensive but $1000 from gamestop is just a price they put to fill in the blank it’s not even an estimate.
    4.I’m Going to break it- You can break anything with the given amount of stupidity, which appearently you have since you wrote this horrible article.

    Please take it off this website it makes no sense and has no valid points, It’s for your own good.

    • Lorenzo

      Hey thanks for commenting
      1. Exaggeration – [ig-zaj-uh-rey-shuhn] – noun – The act of overstating the size of a portable gaming console to emphasize the uncomfortableness of carrying it around by comparing it to an inanimate object that would also be difficult to carry.
      2. Leave the hobos out of this!
      3. Good, we are agreed on this one.
      4. Hey, that’s not nice. I can do what ever I want: Na na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.
      For real though, only the first three were the real reasons. I’m just poking fun purely at the demo video, obviously. Don’t get so excited.

  • Lorenzo_is_an_idiot

    This such a fail article. I facepalmed so hard. What kind of dumb reasons are these? The one reason you shouldn’t buy the NGP and the one reason only is…because you sir are an idiot.

    • Lorenzo

      Creative name.
      So, deciding to purchase a portable based on design, games, and assumed cost (about $300, not an unreasonable estimate) is idiotic? I don’t care much for other bonus features on my dedicated game consoles (which might be reasons for you to buy), but my reasons in an article about MY opinion on something I don’t want to spend MY money on seems reasonable.

  • BongotheTrollSlayer

    its amazing how easily the fan boys are riled up.

  • L8Cairo

    If this is truly how you feel, like if these are you concrete reasons for not wanting to buy one then don’t buy ANY hand held system because you could basically apply these reasons to any hand-held console on the market today