Earlier today the EA store website leaked some saucy info on the upcoming Mass Effect, but it was quickly taken down as it was apparently a mistake on someone’s part. Rumors are going wild about Bioware revealing the game at this Saturday’s Spike Video Game Awards, and this information leak makes it seem very likely it will indeed be revealed. The description for the game revealed:
“Earth is burning. Striking from beyond known space, a race of terrifying machines have begun their destruction of the human race. As Commander Shepard, an Alliance Marine, your only hope for saving mankind is to rally the civilizations of the galaxy and launch one final mission to take back the Earth.”
Well, that sounds rather epic and perhaps a little dangerous for maybe your Commander Shepard, but my Commander Shepard punches female reporters in the face, wears purple armor to look stylish while he blasts Reapers, and lets me customize him to have a red flattop haircut, blond goatee, and a dark Jersey Shore tan… My Commander Shepard isn’t afraid of failing to save mankind. He’s just concerned about where the ladies are gonna be partying at once he saves them.